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Friday, February 10th, 2006
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Hello supercool blogging friends! long time since last update! What happen, everyone see, is Arundhati get long term jail sentence for murder of ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.1) mrhappydonut, for he is giant no good stupid evil prick man!!!!!!! *angry face*
So over next few weeks or so I atry and make one special friend to replace ex-donut man. I do this by wearing old Japanese high school girl skirt and making impossible high scores on advanced-complicated videogames, like old times. Why just yesterday I make it to extra secret awesome level of Samurai Showdown. I am sure I will be able to make new friends with my ultra talents! Heeeheeehee!
I also learn to drive and now I make many cool trips to shopping center and buy manys things using super money I get from new job at XXX-dance club! Heeheehee!
For everyone's viewing pleasure, here is ultra cute and pretty picture of me! xxxo~
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Arundhati neglect update for long time. Lot has happen. I get early release for jail but now I back in slam. Very sad. I no see Tojosan or ultra super chess guy for long time. I did, however, achieve level 9,352 of Dance Dance Revolution and that what important. :0)
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Arundhati escape from jail ultra-early like super-mega-nutcase Martha Stewart! Now I back at school and donut shop. Happy Donut selling tshirts right now in cool American English. We on cutting edge! Heeheehee!
Arundhati also have phone sex business now. Call Arundhati for exciting sex experience!
Peace. ;-)
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Wednesday, March 9th, 2005
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Arundhati go to jail for awhile. She was caught in naughty no-no position with ultra chess dude in mega-alcohol-selling building on third floor. Arundhati go to prison for six weeks and then get out on good behavior--heeheehee!
Arundhati think super-mega-emo boy should be set on fire many, many times. I beat his high score at dagger-throwing game no trouble.
LEMON-LIMEADE IS VERY VERY SOUR!
Arundhati think of gravestone: "Here lie super-mega-emo boy. He only score once with ultra slutty chick and get gonnoreha!"
Peace. ;-)
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Today is payday for Arundhati. Ultra excitement!
Arundhati is also very tired. She barely stay not asleep in high school classes. It is very hard. One day I jump up and solve impossible mathematic problem without thinking twice; one day I not know that 2+2=5.
But Arundhati look pretty and that is most important thing. I am wearing Hello Kitty underwear today.
Peace. ;-)
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Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
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I get new super-technological camera phone! It has ring that sound like "Turning Japanese"! Phone people give me 100,000 minutes per month for FREE! Arundhati hope she receive many call so she can feel super-ultra-mega superstar important. In meantimes I text message other Japanese school girl class mates! Heeheehee!
Arundhati also get super-ultra iPod from Happy Donut workplace as gift from Tojosan! I play many ultra songs and games and not think twice.
Also yesterday I achieve all-new-records-smashing high score at Dance Dance Revolution! I make Level 80,000! Arundhati is champion.
Peace. ;-)
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Arundhati have fantastic weekend. I master Grand Theft Auto video games and not think twice. I reach level 1,945 on Dance Dance Revolution. DDR good practice for new job at Happy Donut...Heeheehee!
Speaking of Happy Donut, Arundhati suspect that boss is legally retarded.
Ultra-super chess dude come to workplace and make me rich schoolgirl. I get standing ovation. Heeheehee!
Okay, I go beat some impossible high school classes in short half hour and not think twice. In meantime I listen to exciting Jim Morrison and the Doors!
Peace. ;-)
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Friday, February 25th, 2005
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Arundhati quit stupid Tokyo McDonalds and now work at Happy Donut store with friend Tojosan! I am now professional-like dancing naked girl on fireman pole! I do tricks with preztel-folding skills. I get many standing ovations--in two meanings! Heeheehee!
In other news, Arundhati find super-ultra mega stars B-52's exciting music! I listen to "Love Shack" song and practice naked dancing.
Super-ultra chess friend no come to Happy Donut yesterday. Arundhati learn he go to new store. Arundhati beat other store at chess master game! I get new high score and not think twice because I am Arundhati!!!!!
Arundhati must sign off technological computer now. School starting in short fifteen minutes. Watch cat icon Mamimi for ultra entertainment!
Peace. ;-)
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Thursday, February 24th, 2005
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I almost ready to work at Tokyo McDonalds. Arundhati starting to hate job. Arundhati want to go back to Happy Donut store and see Tojosan! and super-ultra cool chess dude. Maybe I drink more special chocolate milk! Heeheehee!
Later after work I go to arcade and make Level 425 of Dance Dance Revolution. Everyone at arcade afraid of Arundhati because I beat any video arcade game and don't think twice about it. I am video game prodigy. I am cool chick man.
I listen to more Sex Pistols! Sid Vicious is cool dude man!
Peace. ;-)
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Arundhati decide that coin-operated ballerina is nobody's friend. If ballerina were ice cream flavor, it would be pralines and dick. Arundhati prefers chocolate. No more ballerina for Arundhati.
Also, today I listen to Sex Pistols. They good band. Sid Vicious is new hero. But I still beat him at Mario Go-Kart Races! Heeheehee!
I have cat icon. It using technological computer right now. I like cats. I have cat named Moruka. I shall name icon Mamimi, like FLCL character.
Arundhati go eat breakfast of rice and chocolate milk now. Peace!
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Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005
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I have a new job now at local Tokyo McDonalds. Millions and millions served! So far I have fun on job, I get lots of old men asking me to make them ice cream cones. They tip me much money. It is nice being pretty high school girl.
Right now I'm in school on technological computer. I listen to the Cheap Trick. They good band. They have song called "Dream Police."
I wish I had some chocolate milk right now. Arundhati is thirsty. Maybe male teacher will let me get drink--he likes me almost as much as I like chocolate milk! Heeheehee!
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Hello. My name is Arundhati. I get livejournal because it is technological.
Today I beat seven different video games and did not even think twice about it. I have been beating impossible video games since birth. I was born here in Tokyo. I do not travel much, but when I do I like to go to America and go to American shopping malls.
I have a pet cat named Moruka. I spend a lot of time petting her.
Later I watch porn and find little man in boat. Then maybe eat some rice.
Peace!
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sexy!.
in jail.
Hello, Kitty!.
excited.
thirsty.